added 2007 Sat Jun 9 9:14:23 by ind06
"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.
added 2007 Mon Jun 4 9:24:19 by ind06
Poor frog. His attempts to escape the blistering heat only result in a much worse (and gross) situation.
Poor frog. His attempts to escape the blistering heat only result in a much worse (and gross) situation.
added 2007 Fri Jun 1 10:50:59 by ind06
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
added 2007 Sun May 13 21:07:42 by Stephen Johnson
At first, the teenage clerk didn't know what to do, his pal said. "Dude, I just saw some really weird s-," he frantically told his co-worker. "I don't know what to do. Should I call someone or is that being racist?" The fellow employee tried to calm his friend and told him that if what he saw terrified him so much, he shou
At first, the teenage clerk didn't know what to do, his pal said. "Dude, I just saw some really weird s-," he frantically told his co-worker. "I don't know what to do. Should I call someone or is that being racist?" The fellow employee tried to calm his friend and told him that if what he saw terrified him so much, he shou
added 2007 Fri May 11 14:09:39 by STONERS
Sen. Mary Landrieu D-La., chairwoman of the Disaster Recovery Subcommittee, plans to hold hearings this summer to determine where the disaster relief system broke down and what the best course for the future will be.
Sen. Mary Landrieu D-La., chairwoman of the Disaster Recovery Subcommittee, plans to hold hearings this summer to determine where the disaster relief system broke down and what the best course for the future will be.
added 2007 Tue May 1 11:07:08 by ind06
Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009.
Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009.
added 2007 Tue May 1 6:06:23 by STONERS
Kurdish lawmakers plan to oppose U.S.-backed legislation to regulate Iraq 's oil industry, claiming the government is seeking a greater voice in revitalizing one of OPEC's former heavyweight producers, a Kurdish official said Monday.
Kurdish lawmakers plan to oppose U.S.-backed legislation to regulate Iraq 's oil industry, claiming the government is seeking a greater voice in revitalizing one of OPEC's former heavyweight producers, a Kurdish official said Monday.
added 2007 Wed Mar 14 5:12:22 by STONERS
Four witnesses to the 2004 Madrid train bombings testified Tuesday that they saw an alleged bomber on one of the doomed double-decker trains.
Four witnesses to the 2004 Madrid train bombings testified Tuesday that they saw an alleged bomber on one of the doomed double-decker trains.
added 2007 Thu Mar 8 9:52:04 by ind06
NEWTON, GA-More than 60 years of strife and infighting among the Horton family reportedly surfaced Monday in the funeral guest book for the patriarch, Lionel Horton, 89.
NEWTON, GA-More than 60 years of strife and infighting among the Horton family reportedly surfaced Monday in the funeral guest book for the patriarch, Lionel Horton, 89.
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Iran, the second-largest producer in OPEC, risks further sanctions after ignoring a UN Security Council resolution ordering it to stop uranium enrichment by Feb. 21. Officials agreed yesterday at a London meeting to discuss ``elements'' of new sanctions, said Sean McCormack, a U.S. State Department spokesman.
Iran, the second-largest producer in OPEC, risks further sanctions after ignoring a UN Security Council resolution ordering it to stop uranium enrichment by Feb. 21. Officials agreed yesterday at a London meeting to discuss ``elements'' of new sanctions, said Sean McCormack, a U.S. State Department spokesman.
added 2007 Fri Feb 9 8:46:37 by ind06
President Bush's Weekly Radio Address brought to you by The Onion Radio News Network. "Good morning. I traveled to the nation of New York this week on a goodwill diplomatic mission."
President Bush's Weekly Radio Address brought to you by The Onion Radio News Network. "Good morning. I traveled to the nation of New York this week on a goodwill diplomatic mission."
added 2007 Mon Feb 5 20:28:19 by STONERS
Foreign policy experts warned Prime Minister Tony Blair on Monday that military action against Iran could worsen violence across the Middle East and urged him to persuade the United States to hold talks with Tehran.
Foreign policy experts warned Prime Minister Tony Blair on Monday that military action against Iran could worsen violence across the Middle East and urged him to persuade the United States to hold talks with Tehran.
added 2007 Sun Jan 28 2:03:36 by nativestorm
Grandma gets 3 years, fine for allegedly running marijuana to support habit........I guess now her life has gone to pot
Grandma gets 3 years, fine for allegedly running marijuana to support habit........I guess now her life has gone to pot
